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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Pharmville on September 02, 2011, 08:58 am
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WOW...just 18 short (actually they've been very long, but hey that doesn't matter now!) days ago Ben and I opened Pharmville for business at the Silk Road. We closed that day with 18 orders and a ranking of #167. I remember Ben saying to me "I think we can do better than that!" and me thinking the same thing. By the end of the first week we were up to #65 and we had garnered about 25 really great feedbacks from some of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet on the Internet. The next week we were swamped with orders, stayed up all night three days in a row answering all the pm's that just kept coming in like a tsunami of inquiry. By the end of the second week we had shipped about 65+ orders and we were up to #37 in the rankings. It was about that time that I told Ben "you know, if we can just figure out how to get enough stock even though it takes us forever to turn our BTC into cash, we could end up in the Top 20". Ben actually laughed at me because he'd seen me get all wound up before thinking we could do something that seemed impossible. But at the end of the second week we were #19 and I saw Ben get this familiar half-smile on his face that he gets when he thinks he's going to pull something on me...usually a really nasty practical joke! Like the time he called Parents Without Partners and signed up as me. A week later I get a phone call at night and the woman wants to discuss a "problem" with my questionnaire. I try to tell her I didn't fill out any questionnaire for a dating service for single parents but she's doggedly persistent. Finally she gets around to the "problem"..."you see sir, this service is only for adults over the age of 21, so when you put down that your optimum age range for a female partner is 14-17..." DAMN! That's when I knew Ben had struck again! But I digress...this time we were BOTH determined that Pharmville was going to get into that Top 10 poste haste!
Well imagine my surprise when after another 15 hour day of answering pm's and packing orders we settled down to look at our feedback (because that's the one thing that can give us a boost of energy after a very long day) and I open to our sellers page to find WE ARE NOW #8!!! THANK YOU SILK ROAD COMMUNITY !!! and thank you to all our buyers who've been so supportive as we got our little operation off the ground.
As a token of our appreciation for all the support we've decided to take our newly arrived Roche brand Valium and sell it for half-price! Take one, take a thousand, hell, take it all! Your cost is just $1.00 until everyone gets all they want or we run out; whichever comes first! :))
And Ben and I have decided that if we ever get to #1 it's FREE DRUGS for everybody*!!! Yup, if Pharmville ever becomes the #1 vendor on the Silk Road we're going to give a roxie 30mg to every person who ever bought from us...that's a promise! ;) 8) :o
*everybody, in this case, defined as any buyer who has spent $200 or more from Pharmville's inception thru the date we become the #1 vendor.
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those are some bargain blues right there, now for the deal breaker, i can see you have express US shipping but how much extra is it for international? couldnt see it on your listings. also congrats on making no8
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congratulations guys.
you are perhaps one of the most if not THE MOST professional gang on here.
your business practice and integrity will have you will reaching number one soon :)
most of the top tens are weed sellers but i'd like to see you take the trophy
L75
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Good work guys, and what a generous way to celebrate, it speaks volumes about your integrity.
You'll be snapping at HashUK's heels before he knows it!
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No doubt that distributing 1$ Valiums will bring you enough transactions and nice feedback to make you n°1. Smart move ! ;D
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I just had a look at the highest ranked sellers and couldn't believe my eyes to see Jurgen has clocked up so many transactions in just 1 month of being here... then it dawned on me. To buy off him you have to order product and postage method separately, so in fact he's bagging 2 x 5/5 feedback on every successful transaction instead of 1! That's some stellar feedback he's got though so you can't hold it against him.
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I want a ketamine vial not a roxi for my free drugs. :P
;)
nomad bloodbath
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damn theyre gone before i even found out about shipping! but they were too much of a bargain to pass up i guess
i correct myself the listing is back up now!
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"... if we ever get to #1 it's FREE DRUGS for everybody!!! Yup, if Pharmville ever becomes the #1 vendor on the Silk Road we're going to give a roxie 30mg to every person who ever bought from us...that's a promise!"
;D :D :) FREE DRUGS FOR EVERYBODY!! I CAN'T WAIT! :P 8) :o
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I want a ketamine vial not a roxi for my free drugs. :P
;)
nomad bloodbath
Ketamine*
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I want a ketamine vial not a roxi for my free drugs. :P
;)
nomad bloodbath
Ketamine*
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Hi Everyone,
Well, as you can well imagine, there has been a TREMENDOUS response to our $1 valium offer. I just happened to be having a pretty stressful day yesterday so I took two myself and I can assure everyone that they are just as strong as the original V-cut valiums, which is saying something.
However, in my youthful enthusiasm over our #8 position I neglected to consider that some folks may order as few a 1 pc or 3 pcs and that we would lose $5 on every one of those orders since we pay for First Class postage on any order. Not having sold lower dollar items up to this point, this was a revelation to me...to say the least. :P Therefore, I am adding two modifications/disclaimers to my original post so that before any of these events occur everything will be totally on the up and up and there won't be any accusations of hanky panky:
Disclaimer #1-we will still give a free roxi to all the people who supported us to get us to #1, should that ever occur. Even if it's only for one day or one hour, if I see it happen or someone tells me we're #1 and I can check it out and verify it then the roxis go out FREE. But they're only going out to people who've spent $200 or more in total with us up to that point. We know who our customers are and I'm starting a list so that no one who deserves it gets left out. And, of course, if you happen to be really close but not quite there (like $193) then we're going to send one to you anyway because that's in the spirit of the thing. So now's the time to place those orders in anticipation of a free roxi coming your way soon! BTW, whoever said I did this to get a lot of small orders and tons of feedback to ensure we got to #1 was thinking much more cleverly than I was. I never even considered that, I just wanted to give a token of appreciation to those who had given us such great support, which leads me to....
Disclaimer #2-we will no longer be taking orders for 1pc or 3pcs or even 10 pcs of valium as part of our special. At the regular price of $2.00 even a 10 pc order is at least feasible. But at $1.00 each it really should be 25 pcs or more to make it pay off. But I'm not going to require that...I have, however, changed the listing to a 20 pc pack and that's the only thing we'll be taking orders for from here on out. Ben just about slit my throat today when he checked our open orders and found 25 orders ranging from 1-15 pcs each. I guess I was remembering when I was taking valium on a daily basis and I always ordered 30 or more pcs and usually bought in 50 or 100 packs to save some money. In any case, this is the way the new listing is and it's got to be that way.
I hope the above "fine print restrictions" don't damper the tremendous enthusiasm I've seen reflected in the pm's since I posted it last night. We really do feel the love from everybody and it's right back at ya! ;) When we started here at the Silk Road I said it was going to be for the duration and I meant it. We no longer do ANY F2F transactions and we are quite comfortable being as anonymous as possible working here at SR. We hope this place continues to thrive, that the eventual customer base hits a million people and everyone is able to buy their recreational substances without having to be subjected to potential violence, rip-offs, surly sellers, even surlier sellers friends who eye your gf like she's a Whopper and they haven't eaten for a week and all the other lovely things that come when you buy drugs F2F.
***Pharmville loves Silk Road!!! Long may everyone here prosper in relative safety and tranquility!!! Have a great weekend everyone!!!***
ETA: okay, okay Nomad and MrDdro here ya go: if you've spent at least $5,000 by the time we hit #1 then I'm going to send you a FREE ketamine bottle. What the hell, everybody loves a special K party the best anyhoo! :o But for that kind of prize you better be keeping a list by order # and so will I. 8)
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guys, i love it, and hope you do well..
but could you let us OS customers know whether shipping is included or if not, how much extra?
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@enddox-happy to oblige. First Class shipping is included free of charge. Priority Mail is ~BTC0.50 and Express Mail is ~BTC2.00. Those charges are listed in the "Services" section on Silk Road
For International shipments: First Class postage is still free of charge. Priority Mail is BTC2.00 and Express Mail is BTC4.00.
We have successfully shipped to the following: Australia-20+ times, Canada-30+ times, Switzerland-1 time, New Zealand-about 10 times.
We will gladly ship to ANY country, at the buyer's risk, with the following exceptions: Singapore, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Thailand simply because if the buyer is caught the possible penalty is life imprisonment or even death, and we don't want to be a party to that in any way.
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thanks for the free global shipping, i grabbed 40, was going to make it 60 but i thought hey this is a limited offer so lets not be cheeky and let others get some too. cheers dude.
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same. i grabbed about 40 and am a frequent flyer with P.
these dudes are on their way to the top 3.
L75
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"... we would lose $5 on every one of those orders since we pay for First Class postage on any order. "
D'Oh! I did not know that, now I feel like a LEECH since I ordered only ten. :'( :-[
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Thank you for the offer. I placed an order but please do not put me on any list.
Thank you for this great offer though...very generous.
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Does that free one count for those of us who ordered off-escrow? Just curious. I was thinking maybe you should have a listing like Borneo does with a 0.01 BTC (or whatever the lowest is) listing to be able to leave feedback on these orders.
I'd be happy to drop a fraction of a BTC to leave feedback as well as get some form of free/reduction/extra/etc on the next order or something.
Anyway, I am still awaiting my first order, but I am expecting to be pleased with it despite the bit of a delay from the original expected delivery date and I'd like to be able to leave feedback in the normal place and not just the forum.
I haven't been at SR long (yours was my first purchase, though I do have one other ordered since with another vendor for a different kind of product), but I don't think your level of communication could be improved much if at all. It was your communication that made me both jump in at a purchase with not only you, but also to make the transaction for BTC with Borneo (Moneypak transfer - fast and trustworthy) and an out-of-escrow order as my first. I wouldn't have expected to feel comfortable dropping the money like that had it not been for your awesome communication!
Keep up the good work and good luck staying stocked up!
-Bethrezen
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You guys certainly earned your place in the top 10. One of my favorite vendors after only a single transaction. Outstanding communication and great customer service. Keep up the good work!
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damn guys that was mighty fast:
shipped: September 7, 2011, 12:05 am UTC
arrived today thats 6 days including a weekend! not one bit of damage to any pill either, top notch, thanks